Living in a small uninspiring city has a few perks. One of which is the ever available excuse for the lame things to which you might turn for entertainment.
a) Tuesday night Karaoke at Apple Bees:
Karaoke is not lame. It’s a lot of fun actually. What is lame is the average size white dude, probably late thirties. Has hair everywhere except his head. When he gets the microphone he starts to do Fergie. “my lovely lady lumps, check it out” It bothers me that I really enjoy this. But like I said, I am in a small uninspiring city.
b) I googled myself. No really, the little sister googled me after I begged her to so I wouldn’t have to deal with the implications of googling myself.
What did I find? The deans list. How inspiring.
c) Sweet Valley High/University:
I am too old for Wakefield twins, no doubt. So we will not even argue about that. But, the SVH books are only like $5.99 and SVU are $12.99 but they have thriller editions in Target and lets face it, those kids have lives, fictious lives albeit, they don’t sit around and google themselves.
d)No he will not balance the budget:
I have been sucked into one too many political discussions as it is. I was supposed to be in the political grandstand of life, watching unaffected as the drunks do their dance, but somehow I find myself defending causes I know nothing about. How do I explain how I got here, except for the always available excuse?
Aside:
-cherry kool aid sucks.
-I am mad at the world!
-strawberry cheesecake for president.
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- I love the way the old oak trees hang sadly over a tiny street in Savannah, bending in the wind so that tomorrow when I return they will still be standing, with moss hanging from the branches like the grey beards of an old man. I love the way they bend over as though bowing their heads to pray, faithfully through every season. I like to tell people about these old oaks, about how amazing they are, but what impresses me the most, is that generally urban folk are really not impressed at all.
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19 comments:
googled yourself....vanity, vanity!!!
i think i've googled myself countless times, needless its been uninspiring :D
.like emrys, ive googled myself enough times...got graduates, facebook and some articles id written when i was a freshman....teh good ol days
this is a strange mood....
arent u a lucky person?
I done the google thing. Google hates me :-)
Sweet valley High.. i shall not comment..
I google myself all the time. they call it an ego search. I'm not doing too badly :D
Anti they call it an ego search.
I can't seem to relate to anything else in the post.
Dean's List? Sweet. A blogger with an actual brain!
Deans' list?
Very inspiring that.LOL
Karaoke? Always hilarious. I wanna see too! :D
Forgot to add: I'm off to google you.
Then myself. LOL
nothin i relate to either except google. dean? same here. not even facebook :(
But Erique, how can you not have even facebook?
Alias, much? :)
Strawberry cheesecake for president!!!! YESSS!!!!
S.k I too went in for the ego search, I did Google my self after my boss and there was Nothing, completely nothing, made me re-think about myself and accomplishments noted I should do more stuff may be even publish a book just to get the over 1000 hits with quotes that my boss had.
Deans List..huh
Wednesday night Karaoke got me through nursing school if it wasn't that it was the 'drinking' lol
lets do Karaoke on the phone!!!
Lol... very funny post...Karaoke is quite strange but yeah fun! and as for "strawberry cheesecake" yum.. lol.. Have a great weekend luv..
much love
i google myself allthe time
Eddsla here
Off to google my self.
There's this Beacons Berrilicious chocolate that completely sucks, my little one turned her nose at it.
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